I can cook, clean, and I’m already partially house trained meow
Wait partially?
sometimes I go feral, hopefully it’s contained to the bed and not somewhere like the kitchen or garage.
Feral cooking. 😆
You don’t need to hypnotize me. You need to convince my wife to let me get one.
Why? Can’t you just buy one yourself?
I’m a stay-at-home mommy. Finances are in her court for the most part because otherwise I’d buy shit like this all the time. xD
Ah, sorry that’s the case. Hope you can get stuff you like in the future.
I wanna wear a maid dress, but they’re very expensive and the only ones who could appreciate looking at it are my cats.
I could be your cat meow
Sorry but I like to do all the biting in the relationship nyah~
Feeling cute in a maid dress is nice even if you’re alone
yeah but a few hundred dollars is even nicer. Plus it’s not like I don’t feel cute in an oversized hoodie and thigh-highs, or a crop top and dolphin shorts, or one of my existing dresses. It’s hard for me to justify spending a lot of money on a nice novelty outfit when I already have so many cute clothes.
Although, if somebody wanted to get a maid dress on my behalf, and wanted to see me in it, we could make it happen.
Counterpoint; you can get pictures of yourself in a maid dress petting a cat.
idk if that’s worth the few hundred dollars to get an outfit of quality tbh, and I can still get pictures of myself looking cute petting my cats. That’s basically my entire online dating profile.
You should be striving for an astronaut dress or a professor dress smh
Space maid.
why would I ever hypnotize myself a personal astronaut I don’t even have a space program 😭
I mean, I’d prefer an evening gown but okay…
Do it! Just do it!
Does anyone know where I can buy a (somewhat) quality one that isnt crazy priced rather than a cheap flimsy cosplay one?
