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Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
They’re cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
Well, Sauron can’t be killed by a gunshot anyway, he’s a very powerful maiar and Gollum might not be too bad if you don’t have the ring, so probably the right choice.
Now isn’t that precious
Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.
Villains all the more.
I can’t say for sure, but I have no reason to doubt that.
that uppity African-American with several baby mommas
I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?
There’s a guy, a South African, who, in my opinion has too much of a say in another country’s (the US’) politics. He bought Twitter, works with electric cars, space rockets, brain chips etc.
His name escapes me. Sorry to offend you.
Yeah, I get it. But reaction-baiting by using all those specific words was a choice…
Elon Musk
I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm…
He’s (South) African, now (less than legally) American.
That’s pretty much African-American. He’s got apartheid all over his birth & soul rather than a darker skin color, if that’s your gateway.
Dude, no. African Americans, also known as Black Americans and formerly also called Afro-Americans, are an American racial or ethnic group consisting of Americans with partial or total ancestry from any of the Black racial groups of Africa.
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I’m starting to believe goblins do exist and they’re out there grifting incels.
Only just starting?
There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.
Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?
It’s fair to attack someone’s looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he’s some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he’s down is fine given the crimes he’s committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person’s appearance for no reason.
Holy shit that’s Andrew Tate? Lmao
Lol that’s wild. What color is your Bugatti now mother f*cker lol
You’re allowed to call this fucker a fucker
Unfortunately it wouldn’t be fair to call him a fucker now. The only thing he’s fucking these days is a rolled up pillow. It’s disrespectful to the true fuckers of the world. He gets an *
Doesn’t really matter if it’s fair. It’s not right. And your eagerness to jump to it, once you feel justified to do so, says a lot about your own character.
Holy shit your horse is tall
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I’m advocating not to stoop to that level. You’re reveling in the opportunity to.
Which of us do you think is more like Tate?
Considering you’re acting like a butthole, I’d say you.
‘Judge people on their character, not their looks’ vs ‘you’re being a butthole.’
If you had to put money on it, which of these would you bet Tate is more likely to say?
“Be careful not to become what you hate in others.”
Take your own advice.
You aren’t the sole decider of what is right and wrong my dude, wtf lmao. You are righteous beyond belief
Of course I’m not. You believe anything I’m saying to be outside of societal norms?
I mean, let’s try it based on the gut check, based on a fictional billionaire.
“That bastard passed a bill that lets him appropriate community funds to repair his six - SIX mansions while the community suffers. And you know what’s almost as bad? He’s BLACK.”
Agreed.
At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.
My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
Puft diddly being charged was that for a moment as well.
When the karma finally shows up…
Mainly I’m going to slave these bitches […] I’m going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours… I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."
“I don’t want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…”
“I don’t want them to have the passwords, I don’t want them to have anything.”
The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.
Projection
“Peak alpha male”
Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.
Flows nicely, but it’s an inaccurate collage of plot elements.
- Isildur lost the ring in a river.
- Déagol found the ring in a river.
- Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
- Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
So one thing I don’t get… Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn’t give a shit about it… So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbits, but not exactly hobbits.
Andrew Tate uranium cake
More like urinal cake.
I bet that’s what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.
he looks like he’s one of those trolls that live under bridges
Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.
He should use that picture in his “BRUV” party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).
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Working slaves 12hrs/day?
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Didn’t Gollum find the ring in a lake?
he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.
Oh, ok. I was picturing a cave but I guess it was an underground lake. I understood the reference either way
