low-key that sounds like strangling a goose while a cheap subwoofer tries to squeak it’s last audio because it exploded

“please tell me the reason of life :)”

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“FUCK YOU, WHY BREATH DAMNIT! 🤬”

REALLY simple, but “Open Sodoku”. It’s just a Sodoku app without ads. I’m very bad but it’s pretty fun

my grandpa would do that with checkers in the Cracker Barrel store lol

I want to say it’s ok and isn’t amazing, but I now have over 1,000 hours in it. I think I lost the ability to say it isn’t a good game about 900 hours of playtime ago 😅

especially since it’s totally different artstyles, not like terraria and stardew
also the text boxes are accurate!

Do you have any proof? A photo of a history book or newspaper would add credibility.

day 43 be me when my hair frizzes up 😭

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

by the way heres an extra censored version

ut oh…

id argue even if you aren’t a US citizen it’s still ethical to fight back

I will be in about 10-20 years 🫡

oh I didn’t know that, thanks for the update!

so glad to see they thought through their amazing plan before affecting people’s already difficult lives 😃

I just realized, since “computers” are exempt, we’re gonna see a lot more products with screens in it for no reason.

wow grandma you look really different than I remember you!

there’s an old gay couple at my church and they are so sweet sitting together ❤️

At some point you should give them some more freedom. That’s very restrictive on the connections they can make with their peers as they won’t learn the cultural norms.

You’re not benefitting them in the long term, they will be stunted in their grasp of the Internet, which is very important in today’s landscape. They will also go behind your back to access the internet with NO restrictions rather than you being able to block some of the worst stuff and letting them access normal stuff.

Granted if they’re under 10 that’s fine, but consider opening up as they get older.

Lemmy doesn’t have information about IPL machines. I would’ve used Lemmy if I could.

I like !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org. Don’t really understand anything but it’s kinda cool to look at, which I think is the whole vibe