“Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!”
Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy (“no, it was a train!”, yes I know).
The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.
IT wouldn’t survive a cod lobby
It will be dead the moment it log into twitter
That’s why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.
Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it’s in there.
Wait what
Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn’t remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.
But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.
Uhhh. Am I wrong? I thought they defeated the evil spider, got lost, preteen train, THEN they find the will to press on and get out?
You know more than I do. I attempted to read the book at one point, but my sister stole it so I didn’t get that far, and wasn’t invested enough to track the book down as an adult, or watch either movie.
Do… do I need to see a doctor? It floats?
Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!
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What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?
Stress?
Can I get laxatives for that?
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
:o I’ve been here a year already?!
Thanks ^^
Shit-weasels
Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Very small rocks!
Churches!
Lead! Lead!
How to out monster the monster step one:
Hi YouTube!
I’m Georgie and today we’re going to play sink vs float. Let’s start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?
Burned to death. The end