But I’m pretty sure when people are called chicken, it is not supposed to mean the male cock.

“Chicken” has no gender, so either a rooster or hen makes the most sense depending on the gender of whoever you’re insulting.

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His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his Toad…

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Pirating Nintendo games is morally correct.

I looked up some pictures of them and they are admittedly a spectacle, unmistakably American.

They meant to just say “Cat.” Damn autocorrect!

I’d never heard of Buc-ees, and now I see that’s because they’re only in Texas. The only time I’ve been there, besides in an airport for a layover, was in 2014 when I drove on the 40 through Amarillo. According to Google maps, there is a (closed) Bucc-ees on the 40, but it looks like it was built very recently as it isn’t there in 2023, the latest images on there.

And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.

Springfield, Springfield,

It’s a helluva town!

The schoolyard’s up

And the shopping mall’s down

The pet dogs go

In illegal immigrants’ mouths!

There are a LOT of really stupid, really hateful people in the US.

and !itwasagraveyardgraph.

“…or a woman, or not white.”

Same here. And Bane gets a lot of screen time in Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, too.

Counterpoint:

we have millions of people pouring into our country from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and insane asylums

My favorite part is the reason this dumb fuck says that is he doesn’t understand what “political asylum” is.

Now whenever I see Bane, I hear him speaking with this one’s voice. “What about my pasta maker??”

“We’re not just magpies, we’re masterminds of mayhem!”

“Why are you moving the text to the right?”

“Because the door’s gonna be riiiight…here!” snickers