I’m sad to report that this is not true.
Aw, well maybe it’s coming!
If Apple really wanted to spearhead sportsball representation, theyd give me a Harlem Globetrotters color option.
Th- that’s what she said
What iOS version?
Most recent. I just updated yesterday.
Barring a bug in a recent beta, this is probably not going to actually happen.
(As cool as it may be.)
Most recent isn’t an iOS version.
Depending on your device, the latest iOS version is either iOS 12.5.7, 15.8.2, 16.7.7 or 17.4.1
17.4.1 would be the most recent no?
Like it’s the latest version, of the numbers you listed.
Latest version isn’t the biggest number, it’s whatever the most up-to-date you can get a device is.
The latest version may not be any of those and it may be in beta.
But aeronmelon says that they updated their phone yesterday, that means they have the latest version that is available for their device, not the latest version.
Well it’s not working so I’m guessing it’s some other version, or this is made up by OP
What iOS version?
Thanks. It seemed too stupid to make up, but also too stupid for Apple to actually do it…
Well, they are just ahead of their time.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkley,_Shut_Up_and_Jam:_Gaiden (It’s stupid fun)
How have I never heard of this?!
SNES emulator, if you can’t find it let me know I have it on my desktop. The story is so fucking good dumb. So fucking dumb in the best way. Gameplay is actually alright, like an old SNES RPG.
Here is the mood music. https://youtu.be/lWKQiZVBtu4?si=_hH1cn01OeJgcEKH
Edit: ahhhhhh I can’t simp any harder for this game, just the plot gets me going.
“In 2041 “post-cyberpocalyptic Neo New York”, Charles Barkley performs a powerful “Chaos Dunk” at a basketball game, inadvertently killing most of the people in attendance. As a result, basketball is outlawed and many basketball players are hunted down and killed.”
It just gets crazier from there…
Amazing. I’m going to have to try this one of these days.
Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is not playable on a SNES emulator, sadly.
Am I misremembering? I swear that was how I played it…
Yes. It’s made with Game Maker. Maybe you’re thinking of the original game?
https://talesofgames.com/related_game/barkley-shut-up-jam-gaiden
This is the developer’s website. It’s not an SNES ROM and it’s perfectly legal to download. I believe they made it in RPGMaker.
Ok, THAT makes sense. Thanks!
New fun activity in RimWorld
1 more Masterwork Human Leather Basketball and I’m off this planet for good!
Wait, so standard orange color basketballs are made of Oompa Loompa skin? Gaahhhhhhh!!!
Special Presidential edition
Was going to make a similar joke
Can’t afford the $175M price tag.
I’m already creeped out by the fleshtone emojis as they imply that Simpsons primary yellow is a normal colour of human skin.
I thought the whole point of emojis being yellow in the beginning is to eliminate the hassle of making one for every skin tone.
And then some assholes got offended by it and demand the exact opposite.
Person 1 - “We want equal rights and protections for all people, fair wages, and the right to live healthy and happy without the threat of state sanctioned violence”
Capitalism - “Sorry, best I can do is performative gestures with no real world impact.”
Person 2 - “These got dam libs ruined my emojis!”
I like the fact that I can use emojis that are in my skin tone.
Yellow is too white.
Would fit into a Wolfenstein game. We in Germany have lampshade made out of human skin, in a concentation camp.
And if you’re tired from playing basketball all day maybe read a book bound in human skin to relax.
Ash wants a word
And that word is nik… uh… necktie?
Well yeah. What kind of skin are you making your basketballs out of, dolphin?
Squid, actually
We make terrible basketballs.
Now puffer fish on the other hand…
*New England Patriots noises*
🏀 Excellent (human leather)
Look if they didn’t want to be made into basketballs they should have stopped raiding me.
Is the ball made of me, or am I made of ball?
In this chat, we stan for blacksket ball
This is probably just a consequence of how unicode emoji modifiers work
But why on earth is the basketball modifiable with the skin color? Are we going to do that with all emoji? Are we finally gonna have the 🍆 in all skin tones?
That’s not how it works. A user may add to the modifier character but they still need to be an actual image change to actually cause the character to do anything.
It’s not a tint it’s actually a different image that’s being loaded.
It’s good that this was done, otherwise people may believe that all basketballs are made by oompa-loompas.
Just updated to the latest iOS (
17.4.1
) and it (un)fortunately does not work 🥲This is not true.