NoSpiritAnimal

This is what I mean by functionally.

They are lying

Hey it’s my first thought on hearing that Boeing satellite “exploded for no reason”.

I tried to search the xenomorph head and how it’s shaped like a dick but it’s almost all Rule 34.

There is a species of jellyfish which is functionally immortal. When they get too old they simply turn into children again and re-age.

Edit: I’m not saying it’s not biologically immortal, I’m saying functionally immortal because I’m indicating that it can still be killed.

Saying something doesn’t experience aging is not the same as insisting it cannot die.

2+2=4 is not less correct because 2x2 also equals 4.

She has done as much to change the electoral college as you have.

Eagerly awaiting her next 4 year hibernation.

Fill in the blanks then.

Yes but have you considered how this Coverfield attack will affect the team?

He can drop his lawsuit if he likes, but the countersuit isn’t up to him.

Discovery should be interesting

Not even as old as book Frodo going on his adventure

They don’t aspirate when they run, their organs slosh around and just sort of push their lungs enough to keep them alive.

Horses not breathing while running opened a whole new world of anxiety for me.

Fill my holy churn with honey cheese was my user bio back on Reddit.

I saw this guy huffing galaxy gas outside the Wawa.

Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.

The Bourne Identity fight choreographer also based his fights on the fights in the movie.

If you’ve ever seen both movies it’s very obvious.

This movie came out in an era of shooting from the hip action stars, and John Cusack and his Kickboxing Instructor put down one of the best movie fights ever.

Also Dan Akroyd’s “POPCORN!” will never make me not laugh.

Oh no they’re all me

I always build my dreamhouse, which is basically this. A tower with trees on top.

Why did anyone ever think he was any good? The folksy paintings? The aw-shucks friendship with Michelle Obama?

This dipshit has the blood of millions on his hands. He gave us Alito. He destroyed as much of the administrative state as he could. His CIA daddy stole his election.

Can you imagine our world today if Gore had gotten in?

Fuck Cheney too, he only cares because Trump was mean to his shithead daughter.