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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Oh, I’m not doing my part? Buddy, this is my Olympics. I have trained for years, honed my skills in countless pointless debates, and wasted entire afternoons crafting the perfect comeback that no one will ever read (ahem). I have gone to war over movie plot holes, fast food rankings, and whether a hot dog is a sandwich. This is my domain.

    I’ve had arguments so long they’ve outlived the original post. I’ve been downvoted into oblivion and risen from the ashes like a phoenix of pettiness. I have screenshotted my own comments just in case someone deletes theirs and tries to gaslight me into thinking I imagined the whole thing. Upvotes may be meaningless, but by god, I treat it like my net worth.

    I am exceptional at this. I will argue about arguing until this thread collapses in on itself. I will dissect your comment word for word, find a typo, and use it to claim total victory. I will overcommit to a joke argument just to see how far I can take it.

    This is my life’s work. This is my calling. And I will not let you disrespect my craft. >:(






  • Kitto196rule
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    2 days ago

    This is the exact model in my office. It’s been used so much that the screen displaying the refill count glitched out and now just shows all 9s.


  • KittoFlippanarchy@lemmy.dbzer0.comLebensraum.
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    Valid. The cost of living there would barely afford me a life, though. I have no safety net. So do I dive into the very real possibility of homelessness willingly, or do I hope that the US can’t realistically put 1.3 million trans Americans into camps?