All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…
It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!
Asbestolotley nothing
If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I’m totally gonna name it this!
My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.
Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.
To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol
Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut
are you the person making the schools dress code?!
if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.
Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.
Why would it matter if you’re cis?
meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor
He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼
Obviously fake, no mullet.
90s dad or gen Z dude?
Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?
It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad had this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.
Yeah I’m an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it
It’s a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It’s also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.
Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?
Mom shared it
Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she’s not allowed to share my pic! 😡
Can’t decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here
Obsession. He is a classy dude.
Classy for that guy would be Stetson
drakkar noir
Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.
gotta be careful with jorts though.
That’s a nice grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.
Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?
I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.
Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.
