There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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2·28 minutes agoand in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we?
1·33 minutes agoI mean obviously, you don’t become a member in a swingers club to fuck the same 3 people every week.
The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.
I’ll have a non-white milk, please.
ew, Red Hat
8·1 hour agoRead the Arch news before clicking “yes”.
Yes, you can. You can even update Arch after a year. But you’ll have to do a few more steps than just pacman -Syu
umm, no sweaty…
1+1=11
1+1+1=111
1+1+1+1=1111🥰
In a market economy, the value of a good increases with demand and decreases with supply.
On the Internet, there is an unlimited supply of cat videos, therefore their market value is 0.
Wieso sind die Animationen beim Nachfolger so viel schlechter??
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
7·8 hours agoThey betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they trick me, and I don’t care anymore! Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!
2·9 hours agoI certainly know everything there is to know about the immigration process on Bug Mars now.
YOU ARE TEARING IT APART, LISA!
7·9 hours agoEverything I needed to know I learnt from Microsoft Encarta.
Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength