You are a good owner. And she was a good girl.

Exactly what I thought of!

Tight/tense muscles. A result of “armoring.”

“And where do you feel that in your body?”

Article about this: https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/guy-makes-dating-app-singularity-that-features-just-one-guy-himself/

“Where do I put my feet?”

If I didn’t have kids, I’d totally do that. Well, also if I didn’t have one dog that’s terrified of strangers.

I will not drink with you today!

I agree that not drinking is enough! That’s a huge accomplishment, and you deserve credit for it.

Aw, man, why does AI have to ruin everything. Taking it down.

I thought that too. Hopefully it’s a temporary arrangement.

I honestly can’t tell anymore, but I’ll be happy to take it down if it is.

Done!

Aww, that’s awesome! Spread the joy!

https://www.newsweek.com/hammerhead-sharks-prank-teacher-delights-internet-1762674

She probably did and was basically calling my bluff. Either way, it worked, and I crumbled like the liar I was.

I did the lamp thing once. The temp went up to 42 Celsius, and my mom thought I was dying. She wanted to call the ambulance, and I had to come clean. Fun times.

Even fully vaccinated people are at risk. A vaccinated man in Colorado was just diagnosed with measles. Of course, the severity of his illness will be greatly diminished by being vaccinated, but still.

I feel called out.

Now, hold these forks while I organize the utensils drawer instead of doing bookkeeping for my business.