Lol, I saw these same fake postings when I was in the college dorm rooms 20 years ago
The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties
Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.
Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics
It’s stickier than hagfish slime.
I always wonder about this, it seems like such an obvious lie.
Any Lemmy plumbers want to confirm or deny that jism protein can fuck up the pipes?
Not a plumber but worked with one for 3 months. the urine seemed to be the worsg thing in the pipes. the solids settle out in the trap and elbows, building into a cake of urea/phosphorous cemented to the pipe. this is only anecdotal.
Fatbergs near apartment buildings are the problem more than anything. The local high schools where I live only have 8" sewer laterals
The blockage caused the pipe to burst? Is this an all boys school? Do they have 2500 students banging one out every 15 minutes? I mean, cum on, what an utter lie!
These pipes are terrible quality
vigorously masturbating
Please Remember It’s Dope to Ejaculate
How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno
I don’t know about the desktop or other apps version but boost has an option to convert the image into “hd”.
That’s pretty handy. I had no clue
Sounds like sth to be careful with… to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up
God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?
Good ol shitpost
JFC, even the faculty needs sex ed at this school…
I think it might be a joke
Transcription:
MASTURBATION NOTICE
Dear [REDACTED] High School Students and Staff:
It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.
The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties.
The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the 200-hall bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.
Please masturbate in your own homes.
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
Always remember your Lancer P.R.I.D.E
P: Please
R: Remember
I: It’s
D: Disrespectful to
E: Engage in this behavior here
APPROVED FOR POSTING
OFFICE OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES
