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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

A bit rubbery...

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A bit rubbery...

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.

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      I gotta say, I did laugh though.

    • FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz
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      How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.

      • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world
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        Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.

        Gay: user’s name is Callum.

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        • i_dont_want_to
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          Silicone no. But TPE, which melts ~170°C (~340°F) might. Still fake tho.

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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      Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?

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        Ham is made from the thighs of the pig

    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

    • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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      Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real

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    I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.

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      Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.

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      Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.

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        spaghetti!

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      It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)

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    True or not this shit killed me

  • el_twitto@lemmy.world
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    How does one expect freezing to disinfect?

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      Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…

  • ngn@lemmy.ml
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    theres vegan meat?

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      There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…

      My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.

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