None of this is true. It’s a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
How can it be fake if it’s not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that’s as straight as it gets.
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.
Gay: user’s name is Callum.
Silicone no. But TPE, which melts ~170°C (~340°F) might. Still fake tho.
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Hey, what are the chances that’s some actual Pig crotch? Isn’t ham made from cured or dried pork?
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
I don’t think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it’s inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it’s not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
spaghetti!
It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn’t cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
True or not this shit killed me
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty…
theres vegan meat?
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
