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Nothing different. I wanr to die as I’ve lived.
Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
I’ve always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n’ a gun, you’re taking someone with you to hell. They can’t question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you’ll go down in history. If you’re client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
Honor Luigi.
based
Nice try FBI…
Would I know it’s my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
Procrastinate while doom scrolling
Go blow myself up at some politician
The secret ingredient… is #Crime 😎
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
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Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Yes
Go through all my RPG saves and use all the super powerful items I’ve been “saving” to finally see what they all do.
Get stoned, have a wank and watch star trek till I die.
But you already do that…
That’s because I live every day like it’s my last!
I wuld go all out and buy new kitchen sponge set.
A good number of people would die at my hands. Too many bad actors wrecking people I love lives to be left alone if I can give a good use to my final hour.
