Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
it’s me sink.
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 73 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.
Oh, I’m so glad you’re here, remind bot! 🥰
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
Well I’m balding like one at least.
