Art imitates life.

Saw a thing once, maybe Mythbusters, that showed how beavers are attracted to the sound of running water and want to stop it. In the show, they got the beaver to dam a speaker by playing river/stream noises through it.

I like to do it in song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKHHdqwVes

That’s a stethoscope for proctologists and OBGYN.

That’s the goal. Maybe “Flowmeister AI” becomes the best Chia Pet tracker and makes gestapo searches useless.

It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

It’s not a defeatist attitude because I still make sure to vote in every election and do what I can to move the needle to the left.

A pessimistic attitude, for certain. But I’m still participating to keep the candle of hope burning. I’m not defeated yet.

So vote for the known nazi instead?

Whether you like it or not, one of the two are going to win and run the country. I’d rather try to keep it from being the nazis.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

Great in theory, but there are too many people who fellate the god of tradition while stroking the hard-on of American exceptionalism and are unwilling to look at any other example of functioning government.

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

Didn’t realize The Revenant was based on a graphic novel.

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

Except maybe the head.

Ooohhh… I am a sucker for umlauts…

The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

It’s integrated into the base of the toaster.

The toaster has a motion sensor. When there’s been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

Also schedulable through the app, of course.

Crumb-ba.