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I can’t use that eye wash, I have special eyes!
captain_onito World News@lemmy.world•Russia has depleted its tank stocks: the industry is not covering combat lossesEnglish6·29 days agoKinda what happened to battleships in the era of aircraft carriers and submarines?
Sir Mix-A-Lot would be utterly dissapointed.
You are their envoy! You are their messenger!
Tell us, oh enlightened one! What is the ancient ones’ word?
Whoever told you Democrats are leftists told you a big BIG lie. With some exceptions, like Bernie, and maybe AOC, most democrats are centrist, or even “economically right wing”.
The technical terms are very similar. The only issue would be the colloquial terms.
captain_onito Luigi Mangione@lemmy.world•As I'm sure most of you are aware, Reddit is now censoring Luigi's name entirely and have been giving out warnings and bans as they are considering it to be promoting violence.English28·2 months agoHe totally looks like he turns the console off when he’s losing. And not only as a kid.
Owning a boat
Pros:
- You’ll be able to survive the rising sea levels caused by global warming.
Cons:
- You won’t survive the super hurricanes caused by global warming.
I read somewhere:
“If a movie with Tim Curry is rated one star out of five; he’s the reason the movie got that star”
More like:
"Inside of you, there are 2 apes:
One is a Chimpanzee, who wants to throw its shit at everything, and kill and dismembered anyone that has mildly inconvenienced you.
The other one is a Bonobo, who just wants to chill out, and maybe fuck to let all those frustrations out (and maybe kill and dismember the ape that’s hoarding all the food and resources for itself)."
captain_onito Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalEnglish2·2 months agoLess than worthless, my boy.
captain_onito Gaming@beehaw.org•Need MOBA ARAM-games where you just queue in with heroes and go into team fightsEnglish1·2 months agoIt does work on Linux. It still has a small player base. But it also got abandoned by the devs in favor of their new game (V-rising), so same issue than on hots.
captain_onito Technology@beehaw.org•Instagram 'Error' Turned Reels Into Neverending Scroll of Murder, Gore, and ViolenceEnglish9·2 months agoTrainers kept trying to penalize it but that was only encouraging it
Kinky little AI, indeed.
Oh, that’s my fave nudibranch. I even got a plushie one.
captain_onito Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics@lemmy.world•Who is correctEnglish4·2 months agoDoes a sourcebook about “everything” contain itself?
captain_onito General Discussion@lemmy.world•Goliath was killed by David using a rock. Do these people even read their own books?English34·3 months agoperfect analogy for the american government.
Ooh, thanks for letting me know. I just remember that a random comment on a YouTube video told me that it was fake, and since that account always says the most ridiculous shit (like full-on far-right parody stuff) I always assumed it wasn’t real.
There’s a way to fix that, but we have been convinced we need to “stay civil” while the rich fuck us over.