Owning a boat

Pros:

• You’ll be able to survive the rising sea levels caused by global warming.

Cons:

• You won’t survive the super hurricanes caused by global warming.

I read somewhere:

“If a movie with Tim Curry is rated one star out of five; he’s the reason the movie got that star”

More like:

"Inside of you, there are 2 apes:

One is a Chimpanzee, who wants to throw its shit at everything, and kill and dismembered anyone that has mildly inconvenienced you.

The other one is a Bonobo, who just wants to chill out, and maybe fuck to let all those frustrations out (and maybe kill and dismember the ape that’s hoarding all the food and resources for itself)."

Less than worthless, my boy.

It does work on Linux. It still has a small player base. But it also got abandoned by the devs in favor of their new game (V-rising), so same issue than on hots.

Trainers kept trying to penalize it but that was only encouraging it

Kinky little AI, indeed.

Oh, that’s my fave nudibranch. I even got a plushie one.

Does a sourcebook about “everything” contain itself?

perfect analogy for the american government.

Ooh, thanks for letting me know. I just remember that a random comment on a YouTube video told me that it was fake, and since that account always says the most ridiculous shit (like full-on far-right parody stuff) I always assumed it wasn’t real.

It is.

Boiling frog. It’s easier to start oppressing people when you start suppressing their rights, so gradually, it’s barely noticeable.

And I know Meta is a private company, they have their right to “moderate” what is discussed on their platform. But saddly, Facebook is still a big player in the social media landscape.

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

Big time

Seems he’s still salty about losing his trump tower in Panama.

Unidentified Flying Object… Unidentified Falling Object… The acronym still applies

As someone whose grandparents suffered a lot their last days on earth, I would (for me, not them).

Specially if I turn out to have Alzheimer’s like one of them. I want to die with as many of my memories as I can; and not let future me live in constant confusion and fear; not knowing where he is or who are all the people around him.

I understand why other people wouldn’t. But if I can have the choice; I would be seriously inclined to do it.

Same, I stopped giving them money exactly 10 years ago, since they killed Dawngate, my beloved.

The cure was basic math

The annoying orange