An absolute classic.
What is this supposed to be?
“a new start”
But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
Jizz Lord
Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo…
And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You’ve met my ex’s?
JisLorD
Is “J” equal to “L” or “D”?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it’s a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that’s the joke)
jeremiah?
no… he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those “What Would Jordan Do?” bracelets!
Thanks guys!
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he’s cumming!
