Especially after we all saw what they mean by the living “having to suffer,” during COVID. The “suffering” of having to wear a mask. The “suffering” of maybe getting a perfectly safe vaccine in order to protect yourself and others (including people you don’t know and will never meet, wow imagine that)…

But hey, it means that I don’t have to pay for some homeless person’s health care through my income tax, so worth it amirite?

Whenever he’s got hold of those hair reins, it seems as though Linguini loses complete control of his bodily functions, and Remy is in charge. Maybe I’m misremembering, but I’m pretty sure it’s what causes much of the comic mischief. If Linguini could still control his limbs, why wouldn’t he just stop Remy from flailing about…

Or am I just thinking about the scene when Linguini is asleep in the kitchen and Remy is in complete control?

Now that I think more about it, by the end of the film I think it becomes more of a synergistic thing as they learn to work in concert to cook the best dish.

Which makes me believe that they could do the same thing with fighting, given enough time to train. In which case, it’s no question that they would (possibly quite literally) stomp Stuart Little’s whiney little bitch ass

I’d love to see this as an alternate history Stuart Little film lol…

I don’t know why, but this comment made me burst out laughing. Well played.

Sand people

Holy shit dude, it’s 2024

In our time it was about as impressive of a feat as building a bookshelf out of lumber you salvaged from a local dump pile.

Ehhh, I would say it’s probably more like assembling a functioning PC out of various parts found in dumpsters, etc. Definitely a much more impressive feat imo

It helps when the people don’t know what a tariff is so they can literally just lie about they will do.

Yeah, but they didn’t have a 24/7 propaganda network pipe it directly into my brain, so its their fault.

I love Willow’s little paws peaking out. I like to imagine that’s the entirety of Willow’s legs, just torso and paws lol.

That’s better. Carry on.

Honestly, even looking at him in the original image is pissing me off. What a smug little piece of shit.

“If someone doesn’t die because of it, we will never know, while the living have to suffer"

Man, I could not have done a better job of distilling the effects of the toxic “rugged individualism” ingrained in American culture down to a single sentence…

When I read the question, I immediately heard Frank Reynolds saying “when I’m dead, just throw me in the trash”. Lol

Why do you have to come in and Brad everything up, Brad?

Damn, is that a photograph or just a still from a video? If someone caught that as a photograph, it’s stunning. Very impressive.

We don’t know how well a Remy-piloted Linguini-mech can fight as we haven’t yet seen it. This could be a Pacific Rim situation (I didn’t actually see that movie, but I’m guessing it applies somehow)

Now I get why the OP is sick of this debate… This shit goes deep.

Yeah the apparent exasperation is the best part.

I wonder where Fievel fits into this whole thing…

This person is absolutely spot on, but there’s something so hilarious to me about how exasperated they seem with this debate, like they’re tired of having to constantly repeat themselves about that little bitch Stuart Little

What would this shit look like if it was still pumping…

C’mon Cronenberg, get on it!

Not just lactose, raw milk can contain all sorts of nasty stuff. Seems like you probably had super healthy cows, a good immune system, and a healthy dose of luck.