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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Tobacco rule

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Tobacco rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    If we can farm nicotine with modified tomato plants… Can we grow cocaine tomatoes, which are easy as hell to grow? Asking for a friend.

    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      Meme: You got anymore of them. Custom text "BLT sandwiches"

    • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
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      I’ll settle for good tomatoes year-round, minus the coke. I mean, sure, coke tomatoes would totally supercharge everyone’s summer. But then the Big Dark of winter would suck so much more.

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        Do you have any concept of manic winter cleaning? Have some ceviche or tacos with salsa and get productive, clean the house with a toothbrush or write your novel and accompanying screen play during those long winter months.

        S.A.D. no more, geek on tomatoes and get shit done.

    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      I never got round to it, but when researching I think tobacco is about the same difficulty to grow as tomatoes

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        Tobacco takes about 90-120 days, tomato is 70-90 days.

        Tomatoes also produce a large amount of seeds/fruit and are substantially easier to grow densely in a canopy with under hanging fruit.

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    Eric Clapton has entered the chat

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      Or the entire music industry in the 80s and 90s. I heard some seriously weird stories as an intern.

      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        The whole entertainment industry really, Blues Brothers famously had a cocaine budget.

      • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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        Oh man, you’ve gotta share some of those!

        • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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          I’m making some popcorn…

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    • frankenswine@lemmy.world
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      or JJ Cale

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      Dude just likes that its white.

  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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    This sounds like a coca plant with extra steps.

    • Eww@lemmy.world
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      It sounds like a coca plant that can grow in more than one region.

    • chingadera@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Talk to me when cocaine silk goat milk hits the Boston mahket

  • mhague@lemmy.world
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    Tabacaine would be a good commodity in a space game

  • BossDj@lemm.ee
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    Tobaccoke

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    New way to treat my ADHD just dropped.

  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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    As always, it would be simpler to use yeast… It’s going to get wild when these yeast strains get into the illicit market and people are literally brewing up coke or morphine in their bathtub.

    https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/scientists-have-made-cocaine-from-a-tobacco-plant

    • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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      I have actually wondered why this isn’t a thing. You can order a yeast 2.0 sample from a supplier and the relevant DNA strand from a DNA printing company, multiply the DNA and introduce it to the yeast and you’re game.

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        I think it’s the “introduce it to the yeast” part that’s the hard part. But I can’t imagine the types of precautions the people who already have a morphine producing yeast strain (yes some people already invented it) must take. The illicit value of that is like priceless.

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          As I understand the process is fairly straightforward - yeast picks up dna from the environment, so the process involves creating a dna strain which includes both the intended change and a marker change, like resistance to something that would normally kill the yeast. Then introduce the dna to the yeast and introduce the poison which will kill the yeast that didn’t pick up the dna.

          Anyway, that’s what I seem to remember from synth bio course from years ago, I might have misunderstood tho.

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            The hard part for someone trying to do it in a bathtub would probably be making sure it picks up the dna you’re wanting and not something else randomly from the environment

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              That’s why you introduce the marker (like resistance to a common antibiotic ) in the same strand, then put antibiotic in the bathtub to kill the rest. Of course its a good idea to wash the tank first…

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                Instructions unclear. My wife is now asking why the bathtub is full of syrup. Please send help.

  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    I’m uh…pretty sure we already have a plant that grows cocaine?

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      Yeah but that’s illegal.

    • Juliana@sopuli.xyzBanned
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      Removed by mod

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    I like how OP thought they were in 196 so they added ‘rule’ to the title haha

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBannedOP
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      I post a L O T

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        Prove it!

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      196 ? ty

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m talking about !196@lemmy.blahaj.zone where you have to add “rule” to your title

        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          TY

  • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.catBanned
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    Wait until she learns about coca.

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    Someone finally made a reason to live in Virginia

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    upper downer I’ll have the -er

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    I volunteer to be part of the first human testing of this.

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    Interesting. I can legally grow and process enough tobacco for my own needs.

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    Based

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