There are probably a few Texans that could afford it, but probably appear have the Hennessy scam car instead.

The 2008 crash was also the result of Greenspan and Bush’s 0% interest rate bullshit that prevented savings and ruined the housing market while starting wars to avoid smaller correctional recessions. 9/11 was the excuse, so I kinda caused all this, in a way.

Dehumidifiers aren’t there to make your house more comfortable though, they are there to keep (usually basements or garages) from growing mold. In fact they usually heat up the space they’re in. So unless you want to have a log of humidity, there’s stop no reason to automate it over WiFi, since the humidity setting on the unit is automatic.

These justices are all pinheads though

Wait, isn’t Norway mostly rich from oil?

I’m glad they use it for the good of its citizens, but it’s kinda fucking the rest of us.

Wait till they find out all their big trucks have transmissions.

Cocktail weenies!

Grab a can of biscuits…

…wrap the weenies and bake and you got pigs in a blanket.

Yeah, I’m not sure you could pay me enough to live in Provo.

Extra spicy

Seems likely to just be 499 million less computer users. I know my father in law is only using a phone and iPad at this point. But I haven’t been a windows user since Windows NT/2000

My only judgement is how much money they’ve spent on them. I hope they’ve been saving for retirement as well.

Save money and get a spring loaded center punch at a hardware store.

Or one of these. It blends in better with the rest of your pens in a bag.

No hours left for housework, eating, or shitting.

Now do ICE.

We have to keep working so we don’t get kicked out of our housing, end up on the streets and get rounded up and arrested.

We should probably all organize a rent strike though, and then the general strike. So we can focus on this fully. But the movement isn’t shrinking.

I wouldn’t say a ton, but plenty, and any is too many (of any kind).

My heart fluttered for a second, then I realized I’d have heard honking and probably gun fire if he’d died.

They were actually playing uno. But hate Spanish so much they pronounced it “you no”.

Aren’t Moron’s kids all all a little young for that?

On TV

I’m sure he had at least practiced a few more times before the inauguration, if not every morning since childhood in South Africa.