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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

I do not approve of this sort of vigilante justice!

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I do not approve of this sort of vigilante justice!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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    Does anyone else want a not-serious oceans 11 meets League of Extraordinary Gentlemen style film about EA-NĀṢIR pulling off some sort of copper heist with 10 other famous people from ancient history? Is it just me?

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      I see him more as a Trump-esque figure, doing bad business delivering bad product claiming to be the best. I’d watch EA-NĀṢIR having a breakdown and character arc

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        Trump would never collect complaints about himself, or even acknowledge they exist. Clearly Ea-nasir was a different kind of grifter.

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          I assume neither did he, but we found complaint tablets elsewhere, so definitely notorious

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      EA-Nasir recruits Gilgamesh and Enkindu, also somehow, Beowulf

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      Heck yeah, that sounds awesome.

    • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzBanned
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      Hypatia needs to be in it

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    Lmao they doxxed EA Nasir

    Funniest shit I’ve seen all year

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    Man they lived in bigger homes than I do now

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      Worked fewer hours and took more days off, too.

      Weird how the working class just keeps producing more and yet gets less and less.

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      Inflation takes its toll.

      Homes were only 5 minas a square cubit back then.

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    If he didn’t want to be doxxed, he shouldn’t have sold shitty copper!

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      I suppose you wouldn’t care if someone doxxed you for not sacrificing a goat at the temple last week, right?

      Oh yes, I noticed.

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        Blocked and reported. I deny doing anything like that.

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        Wait, was that HIM I saw leaving the temple with a still living goat last week?

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          Yes! Can you believe it? It wasn’t even a very nice goat. Looked like it had mange.

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    Humans are the funniest thing in the light cone.

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    and yet you didn’t censor it smh my head

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    Too soon! I should report this Dox’ing!

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