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Fight fire with napalm.

Works every time.

“you try proving to the SS you aren’t jewish/homosexual/autistic/POC/etc”

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

Hands off my forests or I’ll shoot your fucking knees.

As I’ve said time and time again, me standing up for what’s right doesn’t matter if I’m standing alone, because then I’m just some lone nut job dead in the street, that nobody will pay attention to.

Organized resistance is effective resistance. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

Every day the regime reminds us why organization is important.

Man, I didn’t even know David Bowie was in Ohio that day, let alone the same zoo!

Every so often while working retail we would get an out-of-towner in the store while that happens.

They lose their shit and panic.

One time at a sports store, a guy heard the sirens at the checkout counter and just left the cart and booked it for his car. I guess he figured he would outrun anything coming at him…

The last two places I’ve lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.

They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.

There’s only one appropriate response to seeing someone getting kidnapped in the street. And it sure isn’t a peaceful one.

Don’t judge until you try some ghost dick for yourself.

I have been personally invited by two brits and an Irishman to piss on Margaret Thatcher’s grave, and in turn I invited them to so the same to Reagan and any confederate they can find.

I got it on one of those giveaways that steam/epic/gog sometimes do, so I never even gave them money over it and I still want my money back.

Some rando in a vehicle trying to get a child inside via enticement or coercion?

That’s a good way to get some locals in your face with some firearms ready to go.

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$5 delivery

Ugh. They always try to get you with the shipping… Pass.

Bitch, please.

The job of a CEO like this can absolutely be replaced by an AI and nobody would notice, except they would find it weird the CEO is never in PR photos.

And since the company wouldn’t be footing the bill for private jet trips all over the world to private islands for “business meetings”, it would save a shitload of money.

To answer the titular question: NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT and I have at least a few calibers reasons why.

Damn, that bait is so obvious, a newborn fish just looked at me like I was crazy for thinking it would fall for it.

The planet will be just fine. I’d wager that life will continue, the earth will still be filled with living creatures for a long time to come.

It just won’t include us. Or most of the things we care about.

It’s very much the “you’re locked in here with me” moment.

It’s been a bit concerning seeing all the people just giddy with the prospect of millions of people dying from internal issues, either idiotically not understanding or simply being too naive, that when an animal dies, it doesn’t go quietly. Especially not when it senses the cause of its death is near.

And I believe enough people will view the rest of the world as the cause, I genuinely think if it came down to losing control permanently or causing the literal end of the world by launching as many nuclear and conventional strikes as possible before death takes them.

Personally, I don’t relish the downfall of any major country, and despite other countries issues I’d rather see them overthrow their tyrannical governments than grab popcorn and cheer as they crumble to civil wars and starvation. That just seems a bit too close to being “arch villain from a cartoon” for my taste.

I’d really like to see the Cure For Fascism being used here in my own country, but unfortunately “be the change you want to see in the world” just leaves a dead crazed lone gunman in the street. Organization will be needed.