Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.
Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason
Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.
The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.
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How can you make those mistakes???
Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.
Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.
will be SHOOT…
Yeah. I’m starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it’s one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It’s another to loudly convey that you’re this dumb and also have guns.
I at least knew what that part meant.
Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they’re really really good at shooting and they’re going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they’re there.
Lotters? Is this some vernacular I’m unfamiliar with?
It says, in fact, LOπERS.
LOPIERS
WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT
It says “LO πers”. So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.
“human-river otter incident”
I’m now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting
They are just wacky in khaki.