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  • Billiam@lemmy.world
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    “You see, the short hair means she’s a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens.”

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      This guy sci-fies.

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      See also: Karlach in BG3

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        Nah, Karlach doesn’t have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically

        She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who’s down soon as you get her engine insulated.

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    What do you even need a barber for?

    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That my homegirl? Sam?

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Example:

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      Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.

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        When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.

        Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.

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          She was the only one who could do avasarala that wasn’t Jefferson Mayes

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          I didn’t finish the show, and don’t plan to. But I expected more from Avasarala, specially the swearing (I know why that couldn’t happen, but still).

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        Where is she from? TV or movie or what?

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          The Expanse. Spectacular books with an excellent 6-season TV series.

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      She was badass hell yeah

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      Bobbi Draper is exactly what a hot badass should look like.

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    I’ve seen her somewhere, but I can’t remember the move title 🤔

    • 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐@lemmy.world
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      NSFW: Christy Mack

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        That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.

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          Does it hold up after a rewatch?

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            Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.

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              Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked

              Isn’t this a hash brown order at Waffle House?

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          I thought the saying was “it’s on the tip of my penis” when it comes to porn.

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        Vital Stats

        bruh

    • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Move title might be doggy or missionary

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    Karlach

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      You keep my girlfriend’s name out of your mouth!

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    I’ll call it the “hustle mullet”.

    business on the side, party every where else.

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    I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but… that’s Christy Mack. I don’t think she’s been into space yet tho.

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    Well, I mean…

    Does THAT count, or…?

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      https://i.pinimg.com/originals/29/4d/a5/294da5c5b01fbf3d4686e3378d065a30.jpg

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        Vasquez is always the best

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        And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all

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          man I thought you were talking about the other fitgirl

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            Well sure I like free video games too.

            Er…

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      She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        best line

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.

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      What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.

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        I dont know, has some serious reddit vibes for me. It was all that animosity i fled in the first place. Not sure what to do at this time because normally enjoy reading comments but not like this. I hope it gets better.

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    It’s the same picture

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    Its a well fit haircut like.

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      Helps if you look like Christy Mack.

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    Care to elaborate what this is about?

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      The character described is often given the haircut in the image.

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        Hm!

        I must admit - it does add to the tough look… 🤔

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          Found the movie barber.

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            Could also just be the general audience. There’s a reason they sport that look

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      Every single time there is a “badass woman” fighter character, especially in space/bounty hunting/an apocalyptic future, she looks just like this. This haircut, this face, neck tattoo, etc. it gives her a reason for being fit/skinny with huge boobs and to wear torn clothing that’s always torn to show a little cleavage and midriff.

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      Removed by mod

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        No. It combines the worst of both worlds: the ugly military buzz cut and the untacticool long hair that are relics of 2010. The practical feminine-combat heroine wields a bob cut.

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          the ugly military buzz cut

          FWIW, this is a pretty subjective statement. I’d say a bob cut is pretty unattractive, or at least moreso than OP’s picture, but that’s just me.

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            Both are super cute.

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            Buzzcut has a good helping of IDGAF to it and when people say that you generally shouldn’t press. With fucks given I’d say the pixie cut reigns supreme when it comes to practicality, though. Bobcuts can easily look Kareny.

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              Bobcuts can easily look Kareny.

              Winning all engagements through the power of screaming to see the manager

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        It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.

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          It’s an undercut

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        It looks less than practical. What do you do when you want to pull it all way from your face? Rock a side ponytail?

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            So Mohawk-esque? That I can get with.

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    Sidenote: James Deen can eat a bag of rancid farts.

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