The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.

Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.

I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.

It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.

This is the only Reddit tradition that has no name. But we used to celebrate it at least once every three months, if I can recall correctly.

They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.

Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.

When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.

Brazzers ethics correct

Force an analogy even if you haven’t figured out an applicable one yet

homo and sickle. kinda.

This thread’s unaliving me

Win–win, Pangloss

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

Even lawyers pretend that magical phrases are more powerful. I knew one who insisted on “in their care, custody, and/or control” instead of “has” or even “in their care”. It was telling that she also thought it was preposterous to say “in their care, and/or custody, and/or control”.

Is there an Occam’s razor when someone shows up in the clothes they were wearing 30 years ago?

I’m super delighted there’s federated Forteana!