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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Honestly

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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    • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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      Genius!

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    If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

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      Removed by mod

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      If not, then the premise should really be: “your Waifu becomes real, but there’s a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu”.

    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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      Worth it.

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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      I’m so sorry that happened to you

      • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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        That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

        It helped me get a real live wife.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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          No, that you’re a 38 year old man

          • gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works
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            As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

            • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
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              c:

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          deleted by creator

      • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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        Top tier trolling right there

    • nialv7@lemmy.world
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      So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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      I’m a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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    Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

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    Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

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      Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

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    the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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      A connoisseur, I see

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    Anons, would you fuck yourself?

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      I’ve been fucking myself since like 11.

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    Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

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      Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

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        My waifu is in my username, actually, although it’s a lesser known character. It’s Mk23 from Girls’ Frontline.

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      One button press. Independent outcome. You could have both but hit the 25% chance nothing happens.

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    You guys have waifus?

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    Degens will say this is a win win scenario

    This is a win win scenario

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    Jokes on you, I don’t have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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      Maybe 100% chance.

      If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.

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    Wifu doesn’t exist, win win

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    50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

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    What exactly is a waifu?

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      A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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        ohhhhh jessica rabbit

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      Anime wife. I think.

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