• segabased@lemmy.zip
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    22 hours ago

    This man has a bunker and everything. He’s scared shitless and he is ready to hide. Their assets need to be seized and accounts drained

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      21 hours ago

      That’s not a joke, ALL these dudes have extensive doomsday prep. Secure facilities, staffed and stocked. There’s a ton of reporting on it. They’re gonna fare a LOT better than we are if shit gets really outta hand. Unless we do something about them before it gets to that point, anyway.

      Edit: added a detail

    • SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee
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      21 hours ago

      His bunker on a Hawaiian Island. Dude really wants to be far away from everything when shit pops off.

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        Yeah because when I think about kicking off world wars, the last locale on my mind is Hawaii

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        20 hours ago

        What I’m hearing is that after we overthrow the government and Destroy capitalism we have to dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial

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          15 hours ago

          dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial

          Just weld the door closed. Problem solved.

        • TylerBourbon@lemmy.world
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          19 hours ago

          Or, hold a trial, and if convicted, we seal him in his bunker and bury it and cut it off from all outside contact. And depending on the severity of his conviction, plugging up every “air hole” could go along as capital punishment. Give him a very twilight zone ending, he wanted to hide in his bunker, and now he’ll spend the rest of his life in it, however long that may be.

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          It would be most justice most poetic for the coup against Queen Lili’uokalani carried out by American business interests.

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        Bunker on a tropical island you say? Don’t worry, I know of some people that have some notes on that. Any secrets he has about that thing are practically out by now.

        • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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          15 hours ago

          This is either a shit post or I’m looking at something glowing radioactive hot and I can’t tell which.