That Abraham Lincoln fucker lied to me. This divided house stands just fine!

Do chainsaws still snap and maim their wielders when they hit rebar in trees?

That would have been the day! A prosecutor releasing all the successful convictions!

I see the other side - if I’m not using my SteamDeck, it’s because I’m having a good enough time with the ‘real world’.

If khakis there was the driver, I’d say this was about as good a crash as he was going to see.

Those are self introductions. Anh Dang (the woman on the left) is the heiress (beneficiary and presumed inheritor) of her parents’ tech stock portfolio.

Ayo Owayale (the woman on the right) feels the need to speak of her own heritage on the same level (that of a rich socialite), and so refers to her sister’s hoodie and sweatpants on the same level as the tech stock portfolio.

Exclusively as comrade (not pictured)

From the webcomics front Skin Horse plays with this concept with its chapter Choose.

Solo game, or did you wake the crew for a group walk?

<3 thanks! I try to keep up with Lemmy drama in a passive sorta way, but this was pretty outside my radar.

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

This döner values justice more than all the rest.

Am I misreading this? He thinks there would be less “false” journalism coverage if reporters shot more senators?

I mean, I guess? By shooting senators you’d shut off a valve of significant disinformation…

Instructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?

Right? As another Blahaj denizen, I’d like to know the reason. Several are pretty self explanatory, but still…

They didn’t list a cause of death, so it could be the case that they just shot him to death after starving him for a while.

Not that that’s better…

Red next to yellow something something. Red next to black, friend of Jack?

Folksy wisdom-couplets are a viable method of knowledge, but I don’t remember this one. King vs coral snakes if I recall.

No. I hope he lives. Debilitated and powerless, but painfully aware of everyone’s worst thoughts about him.

More popular among whom? I imagine Putin would become more popular with Ukrainians by shooting himself, but those remain long odds.

Who is that in Tennessee, and why isn’t it Dolly Parton?