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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

LET ME OUT OF HERE

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LET ME OUT OF HERE

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    And there is no escape

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBannedOP
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      The way is shut
      It is kept by those who are dead
      The way is shut.

      • weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world
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        *It is kept by those who are married … And have a really awkward relationship

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    And their tone keeps changing so you can’t tell if it’s sarcasm or not

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    Just call them babe too, and feign ignorance when they say that’s not their name.

  • LouNeko@lemmy.worldBanned
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    You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

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    And they say it quietly then loudly just to annoy you some more

  • VerilyFemme
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    This is the plot of an episode of The Office

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      You burn it, you buy it!

      Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

      Love it

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    Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

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      You have laws?

  • rImITywR@lemmy.world
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    You took me by the hand

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    Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

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    this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

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    Just say ‘melon’ a bunch of times.

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      I still don’t know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.

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    No you’re schmoopi!

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    The only one I call “babe” is my dog. And he’s deaf so I don’t think he cares.

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    🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

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