For that price, I think so… It’s no Fallout, but it’s not a bad game at all. Pretty safe, with some good quests thrown in there.

Yo mama so stupid…

She bought tickets to see XBOX LIVE

Ouch, yeah get that checked out

I got diagnosed when I was 15 and spent years saying, “Obviously I’m not autistic,” instead of learning how to live life autistically.

Surprise, surprise, here we are as an adult now still dealing with autism symptoms and trying to learn to cope while working full-time.

If they ever had a kid he could have cracked the Brooklyn Bridge in two with his jaw

Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel’s one of those things that you don’t need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can’t go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.

“And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” -J.C.

Uncle Danny!

I know that cat let it go to his head, too

No wait time either. I did it while reading the sentence.

As if. One can imagine…

Get Buddha some heroin, stat. We gotta fix this.

You have sank my battle ship

His presidential campaign

The thumbnail alone just put it in my head for a week. Do it, Rock-A-Pella!

Good-looking water was what people were focusing tech on. Look at Wave Race 64. I still don’t think Mario Sunshine’s water has been topped.

Kathy Bates???

Hawking. No chair.

“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
“Blessed are the gentle, for they shall inherit the earth.
“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied.
“Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
“Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.
Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me.
Rejoice and be glad, for your reward in heaven is great; for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.