This is genuinely the most poorly-worded headline I have ever read

Fucken tell him. Hard to respect an artist that would destroy their work for a profit.

He had some easy listening hits in the 70s. But yes, a large part of his fame with the modern audience is due to how King of the Hill referenced him every other episode.

What really shocked me was that it took a few days for my body to get used to eating healthily. I was mainly eating beans and cornbread, and it seemed to just not be able to easily digest it at first. I’d imagine that hyperprocessed stuff is crippling our body’s ability to properly digest, because all the processing has been done already.

Of course, now I’m imagining kids that have eaten nothing but chicken nuggets since they could have solid food, and a lot of America’s food addiction and dietary issues make so much sense.

“Maybe if the Bible is everywhere, I won’t want to sin!”

I swear these people treat that book like it’s God himself. Ya’ll ain’t got the Guru Granth Sahib buddy.

Absolutely. My partner and I realized we were eating a lot of unhealthy food, so we started trying to cut down on sugar.

As it turns out, you can’t really eat out anywhere if you’re cutting sugar, so we started cooking at home.

Cut to about three weeks later, and I go to drink a HALF-SUGAR Gatorade. I could only get about two sips down before I had to throw it away. Way too sweet.

Then, I had to stop somewhere for lunch. Panda Express’ chow mein and 2 entrees were ~1200 calories, and that really wasn’t even filling.

Our bodies are really good at adapting to whatever diets we have to take on, and ultraprocessed food is great for survival due to its high caloric content for the cost. But we weren’t meant to eat like this every day, and raising your kid to adapt to that instead of whole foods is child abuse.

“All of my sex slaves have gone missing!”

Well yeah, but it’s also pages and pages of emphasizing what a Christian is supposed to be.

Almost like most of them don’t read it…

It’s so funny because they also ignore the verse that’s like “yeah people are going to lie and say they’re Christians and like half of you are going to get tricked so be careful”

Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance

I read this and thought, “Doonesbury is still running?”

Donald hasn’t changed since the 80s. It’s remarkable that there are people ignorant enough to listen to him and only him as a source.

Put a ring on him NOW

Ugh, I have to work on my car. She died on me after the cap for the coolant tank popped off, and now I have to spend tonight diagnosing the problem or towing her to a mechanic :(

How did they do this with no profit motive?

Qobuz ftw

They tried to make Tony look intimidating, and instead he looks like Bert Kreischer

Stuttering
Cold and damp
Steal the warm wind, tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
Sometimes far too long for snakes

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Whatever happened to predictability
Whatever happened to predictability
Whatever happened to predictability
Whatever happened to predictability

Project Cars 3