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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Forgive them, for they know not what they do

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Forgive them, for they know not what they do

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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        Hole’s not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)

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          Then I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange that I found them in my butthole.

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          That’s what she said

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    Can’t believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol

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      https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/tipping-landlord-tenant-gratuity-tiktok-b2291327.html

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    Lmfao.

    My landlord’s hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.

    He has multiple properties. I don’t know if it’s possible to use each one at the same time, if so that’s a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.

    And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol

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      Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh

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    If they’re landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave

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      Landserf would be a more accurate term.

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    tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?

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      …do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don’t even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is

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      Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.

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        how do I report this

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          Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.

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      Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.

      I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.

      Thanks landlords!

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        I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage

        It’s totally different where I live (in the San Francisco Bay Area)… Renting is cheaper than buying here. A lot of the landlords bought their property a long time ago when it was much cheaper.

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        Removed by mod

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          Most people can’t do that without leaving the community they have roots in

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          Because I don’t qualify for a mortgage for double the fair market rate. That’s why they’re willing to pay so much for the properties. It keeps us from buying them.

          Because banks for some reason think that people can’t afford to pay a mortgage that’s less than their current rent.

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      It was a 4chan meme to “trigger the lefties”, but turned into a shitpost.

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        consider me triggered

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      No we don’t, but they wish we would.

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      Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you’ll actually see anybody actually do it.

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    The “inadequate pay” one got me rolling. 😂

    Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!

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      For all the services they provide us

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        Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂

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          I’m glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That’s my obligatory tip!

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    Needs many, many more rocks.

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      Preferably on top of him

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        Hate speech against a minority

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