finish the sentence
It’s fun to make fun of Ted Cruz…
I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I’d like to see him choke on some shoes.The zodiac killer
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…but have you tried running him over?
But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.
The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.
And all of his far-right views?
I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn’t.
funrequiredalways and forever, amen.
, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?
And he is 23.
Asbestos be like
Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia…in the very skimpy silk briefs he’s chosen to wrestle in…
Looks like the average reddit mod.
is that a real picture? :0
It isn’t.
Technically it is
I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.
Have you seen him in person? Maybe it’s everything else that’s shopped.
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Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol
This must be Rafael Cruz
Hey it’s not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that
Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.
This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.
This should be my official Linkedin portrait.
This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.
He’s giving off strong Greg “The Hammer” Valentine vibes there lol
Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. “The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV.”
Richard Cruzman