Yes

You did it! Congratulations! 🎉

Pronouncing the word “cache” as “cash-eh”

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Maybe some of us don’t have $1.90 to just throw around willy nilli Mister Rockefeller

Wow that almost sounds like English

I thought it was really good and the twists and turns really kept me on the edge of my seat! It’s one of the few times I’ve watched a non linear film like that where it actually worked lol! There was only one thing that really annoyed me though:

The recipe actually started off halfway decent until the donuts and mayonnaise lol

It definitely sounds like some classic 1950s cooking… The only things missing are maraschino cherries and cut up hot dog weiners

Thanks. I got this pattern on Etsy! I’d share the link but it appears the seller has taken it down already

Of course Ernest can lift Thor’s hammer, he’s walked The Path of the Brave!

Jesus H Christ… That was bleak lol

It’s supposed to be the Germans version of the “funniest joke in the world” from the Monty Python sketch they were talking about in the previous comment. I’m pretty sure they made it nonsensical because they never actually say what the English version of the joke is lol almost all of them were fluent in German

"Dear American Express, enclosed is a meaningless piece of paper on which I have written an amount of non existent money. If you do not return this useless garbage back to me I will assume that my debt has been cleared.

Sincerely, (Name redacted)"

This… makes me glad I never watched that movie

Jim Carrey in “The Number 23”. It was a rare serious role for him where he was supposed to be this sort of noir edgy tough guy. The more serious he got the more comical the whole thing seemed lol

Is this still a thing that people get upset about though? Personally I think a man sitting down just to pee is kind of silly, but I certainly wouldn’t make fun or get upset about it. I think the last time I heard someone make a joke about men sitting to pee was like 15 years ago lol

Probably not much unless they’re Superman

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Who decides which “fascists” deserve to die in this scenario? Are you specifically targeting actual self proclaimed fascist world leaders, or just anyone you disagree with who you feel “seems like a fascist”?

For your scenario to work you would have to elect someone who could dictate who deserves to die. That would be giving this “dictator” full unquestioned power over life and death… You see how quickly this all falls apart right?

I would imagine autistic people have the same various talents as anyone else. Being autistic doesn’t immediately give someone access to some mysterious specific “talent” like The X-Men lol

Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson