I tried so hard and scrolled so far
but in the end, I got a tater.

Literally the first post in my feed

But I’m not mad, because I have a potato

There’s mirror right next to where I’m sitting.

Potato potato, potato

Ireland in the mid 1800’s

Thanks. I’ve now seen a potato in my feed.

Never again.

How did you know?

Hey you’re right.

Thank you very much, internet stranger. May you have blessed day.

Praise cheesus and praise the great potato!