

Me too…
Perpetually horny sapphic mommy with crippling ADHD
One day I’m going to regret horny posting on main.
Me too…
I would buy smorty merch in a heartbeat (If I had money)
If only it works just like that for me too 😮💨
I wouldn’t mind my friend giving me a bumpy ride especially if she’s picking me up 🤭
“haha, those r rookie numbrs”,
“i can do bettr than thad”
Let’s make it a reality 😘
Aww no, I loved old smorty. Your posts and comments were very adorable.
A man ate a 7-pound burger. This is what happened to his colon.
I love being a girl