I love being a girl

Me too…

Me too. Thanks.

Yes please

My mind 24/7

Me too. Thanks.

If you did have it can I touch it?

I would buy smorty merch in a heartbeat (If I had money)

Okay~

Open wide~

Come, I’ll feed you some :3

I love women too!

Mmm yummy noods 😋

If only it works just like that for me too 😮‍💨

I wouldn’t mind my friend giving me a bumpy ride especially if she’s picking me up 🤭

“haha, those r rookie numbrs”,

“i can do bettr than thad”

Let’s make it a reality 😘

Anyone want to help make my breasts bigger? 🤭

Aww no, I loved old smorty. Your posts and comments were very adorable.

A man ate a 7-pound burger. This is what happened to his colon.

This legit? 😂