Personally, I like the southern twang.

It feels almost lyrical

My favourite gag is how Willie keeps dying

Yeah, I’m sure a soldiers don’t normally face reprisal for refusing to follow orders. /s

Maybe… don’t issue orders that may be war crimes?

The Canadian government estimates there are 235,000 Canadians who experience homelessness. A 2020 study suggests that there are 1.3 million unoccupied homes in Canada

Something tells me a 0.2% population decline (approximately 80,000 people, although they estimate 670,000 homes won’t have to be built) isn’t going to be a magic bullet solution.

edit: My math was off by an order of magnitude, which means the real numbers are more outlandish 🙃

I guess we can add bath toys to the list of things cops are afraid of

Engineer, reporting for duty 07

Refreshing Turkey W

Would I then run afoul if I branched out and had computer accessories, like laptop bags?

Just a fuzzy li’l guy <3

That’s a big mood. I honestly mean that. I don’t want to presume to know your situation, but from one human being to another I can tell you I’ve been there too. I low-key hope to get hit by a bus so I don’t have to put up with life anymore.

It’s a feeling that seems to come and go, and it can ratchet itself up to a feverish intensity. But every time I’ve been pushed to the brink so far, I’ve chosen life. When you stare death in the eye, you suddenly want to see one more sunrise.

If you’re having these thoughts with any kind of intensity or regularity, or you’ve started to put a plan together to end your life, then you owe it to yourself to attempt an intervention. Most people point to therapy, and if it’s available to you it’s worth a shot. And if therapy is unavailable or untenable, reading about psychology and non-pharmaceutical treatments for depression did wonders for my outlook.

The world is better with you in it. I’m rooting for you.

You don’t have to be broken to be weird, it feels problematic to conflate the two.

But to take your point, I agree that you attract people based on the vibe that you’re putting out. If you don’t like who you’re attracting, then you can work on yourself and your vibe will improve too.

Well then you have my sympathies. That must be an exhausting way to live.

I don’t know why, but hunting sword makes me think of sitting in a blind all day waiting for a deer to come by so you can jump off and give it the plunging strike a la Dark Souls

Just to inject a little hope, plenty of weird, poor people have girlfriends. I don’t know anybody weirder than me, and my wife doesn’t mind.

You can’t ‘make’ someone have a relationship with you though. That’s illegal and reprehensible, but I’m sure you didn’t mean it that way

And that still wasn’t gay enough

They should have got a photo of the moment he started blasting rope to Waluigi r34, that would have cinched it

The mime rifle is silent, but deadly

I would like to sign up for your mudcrab facts

Frugal tip: You can get a lot more life out of green onions by setting them in a jar of water. Trim what you need from the ends, and the plant will grow probably 3-4 times before you need to replace it.

It’s the line of best fit, not the line of good fit

When I was younger, I’d try to power through. Now that I’m older, I recognize that my day is always better when I try to get some sleep.

When I was younger, not sleeping was the result of bad choices. Lately it’s because of insomnia. I don’t know if that makes any difference, but I guess it’s worth noting.

PSA: 24 hours of sleep deprivation is similar to having a BAC (Blood Alcohol Count) of 0.10%. That’s over the legal limit in most places. If you have to go to work, don’t drive.