Try the front seat of a single cab. Cruising highway speeds at 5am with only a slightly cracked window.
Those Newports hit
Ok boomer
God it seemed like that fucking song was on a neverending loop for about six months. MTV must have played it once an hour.
Sex education was a muttered warning about the school janitor
Don’t worry, in a few years it will be Kenny G and Virginia Slims.
And eventually XXXTentacion and a Juul
I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered
Man I do miss the red velur/velvet whatever people used to put in cars. I thought it was a nice ascetic.
I rode in an older luxury one (I’m not sure how luxury a Chrysler New Yorker was seen at the time, but it had clearly been a premium model) years later as an adult and it was plush and comfy. Kind of annoying to get in and out of because it really grabbed at your clothes, but I can understand why it was once seen as a luxury feature, especially compared to the vinyl in my dad’s pickup truck!
Has anyone, even a child, ever fit in the back seats of a Porsche 928?
No special car seats, either, except for babies/toddlers. I know I used a booster seat when very small, and grew out of it when I was “tall enough to see out the window.” Then a few years later (some point in the mid-90s), the law extended the age that required car seats.
Thankfully I was above the age cut off - I’m pretty sure that after being told I’m “a big girl” and that I “grew out” of my booster seat, I would’ve put up a fight over needing to use one again.
Wouldn’t you be listening to Living on the edge by Aerosmith?
This is what I opened the comments for.
Also a reminder that Steven Tyler is a predator in the bad ways.
Hes not even subtle about it. I cant listen to aerosmith anymore, half the damn song lyrics are about how much they like underage sex
As long as you’re not Living on a prayer. I’ve listen too much of that song.
You’re halfway there
I can smell this meme, and I don’t like it 🤢
Now your mom has to turn her oxygen off before she can light up.
When you get home, she turns on the TV and it’s 3/4 of the way through a rerun of the Beetlejuice animated show premier. You hear your mom cough and light another.
Oh, no. My mom wouldn’t let me watch Beetlejuice because he’s a demon.
Stop hurting me like this.
I grew up in the back of a messy station wagon, but at least I wasn’t the kid who grew up in a smelly station wagon.
I can still smell my friend’s car. Was it because of cigarette smoke or did an opossum DIE in there??
lightening
The fumes make it hard for Elmo to think.
