The fuck?
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4chan posts are never fake though
Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower
I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don’t have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are “snot rags” anymore.
Edit: What’s with the downvotes?
clogging the shower drain with cum
ok
Anons mum isn’t checking her own underwear with a UV light…
what do you mean by this
I’m saying anon should cream into his mum’s panties.
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Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes
what.
I think that bit’s for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
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Semen can be used to substitute eggs. Both are proteins and are made up of yolk and whites. Separating the two can be a challenge so it’s best not to use it for meringue or similar recipes.
The Internet was a mistake.
At least you’re not reading slop
That link is staying blue thank you very much
spoiler
Chef’s note: Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers.
I’m not sure what I expected really…
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The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.
100% untrue.
While you’re right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
“Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:”
I can’t understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
It doesn’t matter that it’s not hot enough to cook it, it still turns to rubber cement in hot water.
Momentarily maybe, but seminal fluid proteins aren’t like eggs, the structures fall apart fast and revert to liquid, did you even read the links?
We really need better education in this country.
I wasn’t educated in the USA and I didn’t stop to wonder whether shower water was hot enough to cook spunk.
The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it’s washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that’s why you’d die if your body temp goes over that limit. You’re saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.
Mix in hair and you get a plumbers omelette
You are suggesting OOP should cum in the food?
yes, its also a good thing to say that’s how you did it right when everyone finishes eating
waffle-stomp my turd
Bruh 😂
I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.
Do your own laundry.
That’s a bit extreme don’t you think?
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
But… but… people wouldn’t just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
There’s STILL people who believe semen can clog showers because of a single prank at a campus years and years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
They’re worth dopamine hits.
With some light research, I’ve found that they’re actually worth around $0.10
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
I’d rather be on the front line.
Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat
I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.
Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That’s believable.
Have both of your arms broken, you won’t be able to crank it.
I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once…
So does the mom
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what kind of semen clog the shower drain?
More like “what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen”. And indeed, there are some. One at a place I’ve lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I’m not entirely sure that what you were cleaning was soap. 👀
what the fuck are you talking about
his mom told him.
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:???
5: profit
Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It’s the only undetectable disposal method.
I think you need to fuck your mom…
