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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI knew being Jewish would pay off for me one day.
minus-squaredesktop_userlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agobut did you remember to properly opt out of Santa’s list™ via the correct sequence of letters to Santa?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHow did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
minus-squaredesktop_userlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agodid your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.
I knew being Jewish would pay off for me one day.
but did you remember to properly opt out of Santa’s list™ via the correct sequence of letters to Santa?
How did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.