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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHow did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
minus-squaredesktop_userlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agodid your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.
How did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!
did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.
I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.