With great relish

In (southern) France, they make the “americain”, which usually consists of a ca. 30cm Baguette filled with ground/hamburger meat (may vary, there are also versions with merguez sausage or any other meat), tomatoes, lettuce, onion, sauce and fries (yes, they also belong inside the baguette). I like it a lot, even though I would prefer a vegetarian version which I did not find sold yet, but do at home from time to time.

• slice of tasty bread
• cheese
• salami
• tomato
• more cheese
• slice of bread

In a pan, add a decent amount of olive oil. Sprinkle kosher salt over the oil.

Grill the sandwich like a grilled cheese. Add more oil and salt before you flip and grill the other side if needed.

Kosher salt/oil is the key.

Toasted whole grain bread, or a ciabatta roll if I have the money for it when shopping. Mayo and pepper to taste on each slice. Spicy brown mustard on one slice (or both, if you’re feeling saucy). Turkey/ham/moo meat as desired. Spinach on top, with a salted tomato slice on occasion.

This has been my go-to for years, and I can eat it just about every day without getting sick of it.

Fresh baguette, slice lengthwise. Butter both sides with probably way too much salted butter. Slice cornichon pickles really thin, embed them in the butter. Slice a nice cured meat like sopressata or salami and layer it on top of the pickles. Close and eat as much as you can before your rational mind overwhelms you and forces you to eat something healthy instead.

As long as it has cherry pepper relish from Jersey Mike’s, I’m good. I know, I know… fuck the giant chains. But that shit is crazy good.

Right now my fav is the second sandwich in This video. I’ve made it at least a dozen times in the past month or two. Avocado and blk olives + humus + roasted red pepper/onion/zucchini + balsamic vinegar glaze(I do extra of this)

Bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, fresh mozzarella, tomato slice, and basil – open-face so it makes a big oily tasty mess :)

Hmmm, favorite is hard to pin down since there’s a discrepancy between pricing, availability, time to make, etc.

Like, I’m a pb&j fanatic for sure, but it isn’t the sandwich I enjoy the most when eaten. But, if I could have things I enjoy more, more often, would that change? I don’t really know.

That being said, I kinda doubt you meant anything that simple.

So, ingredients.

First is sourcing some good, thin sliced corned beef, with pastrami as an acceptable alternative.

Good sauerkraut. The exact type is variable, since what’s good kraut is so relative. I prefer a Bavarian style seeded kraut.

Rye bread. This is where you have the most freedom since any rye bread will get the job done acceptably, but go after fresh, and ideally seeded rye. If rye isn’t something you can handle, a good sourdough will work as well, but it isn’t traditional.

You’ll need spicy brown mustard, which isn’t traditional, but it improves things.

Then you get into dressing. Originally, it was russian dressing, but thousand island has kinda become the default at many places that make a Reuben, and it’s just as good. Just don’t cheap out with store brand. You want something thick, and the cheap stuff is too runny, and since beef is expensive, why fuck around?

Cheese, the only option is swiss. Aged is best, but as long as you aren’t cheaping out, go with what you like.

Now, you get butter and get it soft.

While the butter is softening, get out your skillet and get it up to medium heat. Then throw the corned beef in. Yup, heat that beef. Don’t cook it, but let the edges brown a little and all of it heat up. Do not microwave it, just skip the step if you object that much.

As that’s finishing its process, get your first slice of bread, and lightly butter. Get your cheese and condiments ready.

Once the beef is just browned at the edges, pull it and slap the first piece of bread in. Apply cheese, then a heaping dose of kraut. Apply dressing. Allow that to progress until the cheese juststarts to melt.

As that’s ongoing, apply mustard to your other piece of bread, and get your beef into a neatly managed stack.

Once the cheese is starting to melt, the kraut will just be picking up heat. Let it sit for a bit before peeking under and checking the browning of the bread. Once it’s almost there, place your beef. Then the bread slice, then butter said bread.

Remove the sandwich with a sturdy spatula. Place a small plate on top, then flip. Pick up the sandwich on said spatula and return to heat.

Why not flip? Because unless you’re way more nimble than me, you’re going to have kraut spillage, and maybe beef as well.

Why butter the bread when you’re just going to put it on a plate almost immediately? Because when you spread butter, it gets into the crumb better than when you put butter in the pan, let it melt, and then put the sandwich on it. You end up with a deeper browning, but not the kind of slightly bitter browning you can get when the butter is melted all at once. The butter that’s in the crumb melts out slowly, keeping the overall browning to the surface of the bread.

Yes, this does mean the bread is a little more buttery. If you think that’s a bad thing, then do it your way, you poor, sad, no-butter enjoying fool.

Now, just let the bread brown slowly. If you have the heat high, you get well done bread and a barely warm pile of kraut in the middle. You keep the heat to medium high to medium, your the the same butter toasted bread, but you don’t risk over cooking it, and the heat is even throughout the sandwich.

Watch the sides of the sandwich. When the cheese starts dripping a little from where it started, you’re probably close to the meat side bread being a golden brown. So check it at that point. After that, just brown to your preferences, and pull the sandwich when done.

Let it sit on the plate while you get a pickle and whatever side you think your belly can hold, but will end up just sitting there uneaten because a Reuben is two meals, no matter what size it looks. But that pickle is going to serve to cleanse your palate between bites, perhaps every other bite, depending on how big you made the sandwich.

Obviously, this pickle should be a kosher dill, quarter sliced.

Why not have the pickle ready to go? Because that half minute to minute lets things rest. Even bread benefits from a brief rest after pan cooking. But it’s a small rest, nothing like with whole cooked meats. Just enough for the surface of the bread to even its temp out so that the outside is just toasty enough. The difference between resting and not is minimal though.

Unless you’re a Reuben obsessed freak, you might not even notice the difference from one sandwich to the next, unless you make multiple, time the rest and test at intervals to estimate the time for your preferences. Which, I guess would mean you are a Reuben obsessed freak. But the difference, no matter how tiny, is there.

Would most people give a flying fuck about the exact steps in order, and what tiny changes they make to how each flavor presents on the tongue, how the mouth feel shifts when the meat is between the kraut and cheese, or the dressing is used as a spread on the bread, etc? No, probably not. But they’re philistines, and are not worthy of a truly great Reuben ;)

Add cheese.

The end.

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Sliced bread - plain white is optimal - toasted.

Apply a liberal amount of mayonnaise.

Layer on sliced tomatoes - salt them each on both sides as you do so.

Close sandwich.

Eat.

Do burgers count? 😃 If yes, whatever you want to call this burger that’s in a drawing I’m doing:

Basically a cheeseburger except with the melty cheese, with fries and ketchup added 🍔

Okay, so you take a blueberry bagel and slice it and gently toast it. A little Japanese kewpie mayo, a good amount of Polish beer mustard, mix 'em together and spread on both pieces. Layer thin sliced Black Forest ham, then slices of one-year aged white cheddar. Dill pickles next but pickled red onions work in a pinch. Then a heaping handful of greens, spring mix by preference. Slap the top half of the bagel on and enjoy.

It depends on the time of day.

I’m the morning I toast a Costco triangle ciabatta bun, butter it, and add two fried eggs, bacon or ham, and Swiss cheese.

In the afternoon I slice two slices of leftover meatloaf, put them in a pan, cover them with spaghetti sauce, and poach them. I toast two slices of bread then place the poached meatloaf on one slice and add lettuce, onion, green pepper, salt and pepper, Swiss cheese, and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese, add some extra sauce, and top off with the other slice of toast.