When you went back in time to prevent Hitler’s entry into art school so that you wouldn’t have to analyse his overrated aquarrells in art class anymore.
Fun fact: Hitler’s father was called Alois Schicklgruber until he was 40.
A pretty convoluted and sketchy turn of events surrounding a small inheritance lead to him being forced to change his last name to Hitler, 10 years before his son Adolf was born.
It’s debatable whether Germans would have been as eager to shout “Heil Schicklgruber”.They would opt to “Heil Führer” or something. There are other ways to refer to someone than their given name but it’s a fun fact indeed, thanks for sharing!
He could have changed his name, just like Iossif Vissarionovitch Djougachvili.
I’m trying to find who they are talking about but coming up empty on Hans Duchtelstein
The joke is that a person named Hans Duchtelstein was the previous timelines “Hitler” and after being successful Hitler just stepped in because fate is inevitable.
Reverse: we time travel and kill Hitler, come to the present and Hans Duchtelstein takes Hitlers place but does the exact same thing.
Two so far.
Remember, they have discovered 42 plots against Hitler.
And they didn’t have nearly as sophisticated means of communication that time.
Two so far that we know about. The Secret Service doesn’t report on attempts that don’t make the news because it inspires copycats.
cough cough news media
It’s less about the means of communication now as it is an absolute state of surveillance to act upon before things are even in motion.
He must have sent the cheapest assassins he could find lmao
What do you expect in this economy? Groceries aren’t the only things being hit by inflation.
Third time lucky?
Third Reich’s the charm.
Not exactly T-800s in the future is there?
Wait there was another one?
Kind of. Ex supporter traveled from Hawaii and was seen on the golf course waiting on a later hole with his rifle. They shot at him, and missed, then politely arrested him from what it seemed like on the news at the time. The one you knew about I assumed was the kid who just wanted to shoot any candidate he could? I assume he wanted to show his markmenship club from school he was a good shot. Fn nailed his shot at prison
The kid at the rally got killed, no?
Guess he missed the shot at prison too then.
Lol this is stupid AF. Get over it buddy. It’s Nov 8 already