So fucking what. He protected him from impeachment twice (once incredibly egregiously), and will vote for him again. FMM
Don’t abbreviate it.
Fuck Moscow Mitch
When a giant piece of shit calls out someone else for being a giant piece of shit, it should make you think about how colossal that second turd must be.
Moscow Mitch protected Donald from two impeachments he more than earned, fully aware that his actions were evil.
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So was this an endorsement, or what?
Mitch is just mad cuz Trump had music to back him up when he decided to stand on stage for nearly 40 minutes barely speaking, but Mitch freezes for just like 2 minutes without music and everyone tells him to retire
He’s more than narcissist in the sense that we throw that word around, like we throw the term OCD around. That man is a raging Cluster B personality disorder.
Literally textbook NPD. He doesn’t just think highly of himself, he’s fundamentally incapable of considering how anything happening around him affects anyone else besides him. If he didn’t have money, he’d be sad and alone by this point in his life
“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”
Damn right, I’m not helping.
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
Mitch McConnell deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
The turdle and the hair.
*tortoise
They’re intentionally going for the “turd” pun, and you didn’t bother to correct the wrong spelling of hare at the same time. Which is also going for the joke.
I got the hair part. I just didn’t get the turd part.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Turdoise?
Worst. Pokemon. Ever.
It’s the 2020 comments made off record that came out recently. Honestly I’d laugh it if he uses this to join Dick 'Fuck You" Chaney in the nobody-asked-for-this-but-OK-whatever endorsement of Kamala Harris. Except he’ll probably just pull a Vance.
And he will vote for him.
