I was never so fucking stupid as to give my DNA to them.

It’s called an anxiety attack. Talk to a therapist about it.

I’m looking forward to it!

Hate the haters

Only if it’s 25 years ago. Today? Never.

It was several years ago, and I’m still really pissed about it

Bleach isn’t a beverage. Stop drinking.

Nah— no service worker would ever think that JD Vance is interested in them, or anything other than himself

Hes a republican FUCKING NAZI

FTFY

It would help everyone a lot more if you stopped getting those two things confused

Not when those who need to hear it don’t hear it and/or don’t care to hear it

Honestly, I doubted that a fictional writer could be as sleazy and vile and disgusting as reality. I hand it to Douglas Adams for keeping parity, but not for long…

The perpetuation of the myth that you are less of a person for not having a family or children is absolutely fucking disgusting

Oh, shit— this is what I get for commenting when I’m half-awake— you are correct! Thanks so much for the fact check! I’ve edited my previous comment. (Oops!)

The only reason he ended up the Democratic nominee is because New York City voters did not understand ranked choice voting during the primary. It was the first year it was instituted, and there was absolutely no public education campaign to teach people what the hell it was or how it worked.

Kathryn Garcia should’ve been the nominee, and nearly was. Had she been, she would have won easily. and considering the campaign finance violations, Eric Adams committed, it’s no wonder he had an advantage.

She was my number one vote. I was so so angry when she didn’t win the primary. And I really had to hold my nose to vote for Eric Adams. Everyone knew he was a piece of shit at the top of the election, but he was a lot better than Curtis Silwa.

Edit: Michelle Gomez -> Kathryn Garcia — sorry for that half-awake mistake!

This is so incredibly cool!

Also cool: that the Hubble is still giving us all of the marvelous discoveries 34 years after launch.

Damn. 23 years later, and dumb shit like this still triggers me.

But what is Vance?

Cold pee

Helps when the pig is both extremely popular already, and the pig’s opponent is… lol… well, JD Vance lmao

Seriously, the guy lost a debate against the opening staff at a donut shop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, how splendid!

The fucked up part is that, since you can’t get cheaper than Trump, the knockoff is actually more expensive. Worse, Vance is also (somehow), dumber, poorer, less-popular, and more insecure. He’s also - unbelievably- worse with interactions with the public and with public speaking.

And we’re about to find out how bad he is at debate against a real politician.

Well, it’ll probably be more policy-focused than anything with Trump, which is always just a clown show because Trump only knows how to be a clown. Vance will, at least, try to debate Walz, but it will quickly just be a timed trading of canned campaign jabs. How each plays it will be interesting to see, and - personally - I think it will be fascinating for 3 reasons:

1. again, Vance’s relative terribleness vs Walz’s very goodness will be awesome to watch. Walz will kick Vance’s ass easily

2. more than that, this debate will be far more substantive than the last debate, which was, basically, Kamala baiting Trump into crazy-shouting one crazy lie after another while Kamala just laughed and laughed.

3. Tim Walz is, quite possibly, the most lovable guy to ever exist. JD Vance is, quite possibly, a new form of venerial disease.