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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface.

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Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    while I improve myself

    Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.

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      deleted by creator

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      Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???

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      the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags

      😂😂😂

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      Hopefully he’ll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.

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    Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.

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      That’s the whole idea!

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      So hot:

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I want a fundamentalist moron who let’s me dominate her like a wife ought to.

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    First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.

    Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.

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      What makes you think it was meant as an insult? If something is a deal breaker it’s probably best not to sugar coat it.

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        I think you might take posts on InsanePeopleFacebook a tad too seriously.

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          projection much? you’re literally talking to a screenshot.

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    I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.

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      If your sex doll starts praying in tongues… You’re probably f*cked

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        I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!

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        Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh

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    Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.

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      Watch the documentary “Jesus camp” for the long answer. Short answer is there’s a lot of them and reinforce each other’s delusions and indoctrinate children.

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    They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels

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    “I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.

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    As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!

    Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.

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      Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

      If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

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        Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.

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        grungy atheist gamer man child

        Ah shit, looks like I’m getting shipped

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        He comes in what kind of stockings?

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          All of our products with the exception of the premium “Cat Boy” and “Kawaii Maid Boy” ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.

          If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?

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    while I improve myself

    🤭

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      The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.

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      Yeah. I want to have hope, but the rest of the message suggests that I shouldn’t.

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    This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women

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    He’ll be an insel in no time

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      He already is one

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    C’mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?

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      I like the story of Jesus and the dallllly lllllama the most. Specially the parts with lllllove and lllloss. C’mon doil agail! I love you!

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    Came across another sovcit bodycam video. Came here to share it before I even watch it myself. Enjoy!

    Police Give Sovereign Citizen Couple a Much-Needed Dose of Reality

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      These are just delicious. Wonderful find!

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