They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.
I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.
First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.
Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.
What makes you think it was meant as an insult? If something is a deal breaker it’s probably best not to sugar coat it.
I think you might take posts on InsanePeopleFacebook a tad too seriously.
projection much? you’re literally talking to a screenshot.
I want a fundamentalist moron who let’s me dominate her like a wife ought to.
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???
the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags
😂😂😂
Also she’s gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
Hopefully he’ll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
That’s the whole idea!
So hot:
As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
Sorry, too late, we’ve already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.
If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
Oh no, that’s alright. I’m sure we can find something to do with him.
This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women
while I improve myself
🤭
The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.
Yeah. I want to have hope, but the rest of the message suggests that I shouldn’t.
He’ll be an insel in no time
He already is one