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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    • mugthol
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      That’s not even the dutch flag

      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        but it is ? right ? colors a bit pale, but… I think it is

        • Nejo@sh.itjust.works
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          The lighter colours means it’s the Luxembourg flag.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          Yup, unless Wikipedia is lying:

          • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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            That is the flag of the Netherlands. This is the flag of Luxembourg:

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              True. This is the flag of Chad:

              This is the flag of Romania:

              And this is the flag of Andorra:

              Must be frustrating to be a vexillologist sometimes 😄

      • Opisek@lemmy.world
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        Not enough carrots.

  • noodle (he/him)@lemm.ee
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    reminded me of this one:

    cropped screenshot of a Snapchat conversation. person 1: fuck me daddy; person 2: sure thing sport

    • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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      Honestly a great comeback for someone who gets called daddy against their will lol

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Tbf, there’s nothing serious about the sentence “spank me daddy”.

    • pastermil@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Fair enough.

    • GetOffMyLan@programming.dev
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      Uhh depends on the context

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    I still find it weird that the word daddy, you know, the word you lovingly use as a child for your father also has a very sexual other use.

    I dont know what you guys do or did with your dad when you where little but this is just beyond crazy.

    Or does the entire US population has oudipus complex?

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      I take it you’ve never broken both your arms

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        What are you doing, step-Hadriscus?

      • Sparky
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        Nooooooo. Stop right there…

    • bestagon@lemmy.world
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      It’s not just a US thing

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      We are all collectively trolling the prudes

    • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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      Too many people had absent fathers probably

      • Lemminary@lemmy.worldBanned
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        I didn’t… daddy uwu

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      “Daddy” somehow made its way out of the DD/lg or DD/lb kink all the way into vanilla sex world, somehow. I have idea how it did that but yeah, it used to be contained within a specific, semi-popular kink

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        The oldest use of “X’s daddy” to refer to someone other than X’s father or father figure dates back to 1681… It was used by prostitutes "in reference to their pimps or to an older male customer. The connection was that pimps - a mostly male group - took care of the prostitutes financially, much like how a father provides for his child’s financial needs.

        https://www.acelinguist.com/2017/11/the-deal-with-daddy.html?m=1

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    Actually the proper term is ‘billenkoek’

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      Right? They totally missed the actual insane part. And this is a word that Dutch people really use.

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    We all know Dutch isn’t real, it’s a prank played by the Dutch people on the rest of the world.

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      It’s so obvious too that it’s a fake language because they all speak English.

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        We will still give you forms in our made up language. It’s hilarious.

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          All languages are made up.

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      I prefer to learn languages actually used by nations worldwide, like Klingon or toki pona

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    I see the Scots Wikipedia guy has found a new way to pass the time.

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    Are you kidding. I love this!
    Every time I see a dutch sentence I got a bigger and bigger feeling that it is the german language with the poetry of a romance one. chef's kiss

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    Had to go to translator and confirm this one.

    Damn. Wow.

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      Tbf, I think it’s translated to “give me a clap papa”. But I’m basing that on interpolation as a swede

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        Same here, except as a Dane. Hi neighbor! 👋

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    https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html

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    This translation is off. The Dutch translation is too nice compared to what the English is trying to convey.

    Translating it back it would mean “Hit me dad”

    A more literal Dutch translation of the first sentence would be “Geef me kletsen pappie”

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      Oh man, that’s so much more serious

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      The more you know lol

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      Sla mij, vader.

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    Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.

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    Füdlitätsch.

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