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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 months ago

Weevil time

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  • Gormadt
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    A

    We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

    • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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      Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.

    • poinck@lemm.ee
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      Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^

  • Jakylla@sh.itjust.works
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    Missed opportunity:

    Sadam necktie

    • THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world
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      B is more true to life.

    • whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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      Two bears fighting

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

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      Clearly needs a tie clip!

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    A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.

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    C! at that middle joint? thing

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      Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That’s why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint, position C. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would also make sense.

      Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.

      Also position C lets the tie hang neatly down the front of the body as it should, rather than dragging the ground or dangling loosely in midair.

    • weariedfae@lemmy.world
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      I agree

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    I feel like they’d wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.

  • walden@sub.wetshaving.social
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    A

  • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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    B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction

    • dhtseany@lemmy.ml
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      He’d have to show good posture to show he’s an upright kinda guy.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches

  • SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world
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    My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    Asking for a friend?

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.worldBanned
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    At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.

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    They wouldn’t wear a leash because they aren’t a dog.

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    WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works

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    B, but with a tie clip! He’s no philistine.

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      Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn’t have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.

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